Wednesday 7 May 2008

Oy vay!

I'm mildly concerned that this blog is, at least for the next few weeks, going to consist of entries that rant about the incompetence of the candidates in the current series of the Apprentice. Oh well!

This week's most cringe-worthy fiasco involved Jenny and Michael trying to buy a kosher chicken at a suq in Marakesh. Although the other team successfully managed to find the Jewish part of the sprawling market, their team decided to try a Muslim butcher, happy to assume that any prayer would magically make it kosher!

To add insult to injury, Lee also demonstrated a sad lack of knowledge about other cultures: upon hearing the call to prayer, he described it to others as a call to fasting.

At this stage, I could hardly take any more of this depressing show of ineptitude. But it was worth hanging in there to see Jenny fired (and Jen too) as well as... Michael crossing himself. Absolutely classic! That guy has serious identity issues. He certainly isn't any good Jewish boy that I've ever seen.

Friday 2 May 2008

Cable Guys

This morning, I arrived at the station just gone 8am as 'usual' only to be told that there were no trains running since some of the signalling cables had been stolen (!). I've heard of this practice before but never been bitten by it. They didn't know how long it would be before services would resume but, at the very least, it looked to be at least a few hours' delay.

I feel like I should be mad about this; stealing signalling cable is not only a huge inconvenience to a huge number of people but also (presumably) a significant safety hazard. Certainly such a blatant show of inconsideracy would normally annoy me. But, for some reason, it didn't. I'm wondering if this is because its effects weren't so direct for me. Okay, yes, I couldn't get to work but I like working at home. I think if I had been stranded on my way back from work and unable to get home easily, I would've been a lot angrier.